5 Card Studs merchandise now available ONLINE and at all shows!

5 Card Studs – Live at Scotty’s – $10
15 smoking-hot tracks of Studs goodness, captured live for your aural pleasure! Recorded live at the now defunct Scotty’s Bar, “Live At Scotty’s” is loaded with all of the hotness you get from seeing a live 5 Card Studs show. It’s the next best thing to being there.
Featuring the Hi-Lo Horns!

5 Card Studs – DVD “So Big It’s Alive” – $5
The first release by the 5 Card Studs, “So Big It’s Alive” captures a classic show with the Studs in their element, filmed live at the Northern Lights Theater in Milwaukee, WI. This full-length concert of the classic early-era Studs lays down the sexy and will leave you wanting more, more, MORE!
Special extras include outtakes, TV appearances and five audio tracks only available on this release.

5 Card Studs – Apparel – $10
When it comes to your wardrobe, there’s only one way to “up the ante” …
Wearing 5 Card Studs apparel not only shows that you know what’s up, it gives you that swish in your sway, that hotness in your strut and that extra “HUH!” that’ll make ’em do the double take.
Get your new Studs “Comeback Special” logo t-shirt, babydoll shirt or strappy lady tank top for when it gets hot! For the more daring, get a 5 Card Studs ladies’ (or dudes’…??…WE DON’T DISCRIMINATE) thong for when it gets even hotter! We even have 5 Card Studs adorable and cuddly onesies…”for the babies”!
Two-color “comeback special” logo on black (shirts).
One-color classic logo on black (onesies and thongs).

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5 Card Studs – Naughty and Nice – $10
The 5 Card Studs second full-length holiday record, culled from live radio recordings.  This disc gives you the “full monty”, featuring Ms. Rocky Mountains!

5 Card Studs – North Side of the Pole – $5
The now classic holiday-themed CD Single…two tracks to prime your pump for the eggnogg.  Featuring a Studs twist on a classic Pink Floyd song that will certainly make you wonder why they didn’t do it like this in the first place.

5 Card Studs – Christmas Wishes – $10
The classic first holiday release from the 5 Card Studs, featuring “My Favorite Drinks”, “Merry Christmas, Baby”, “The XXXmas Song” and a special holiday greeting from the band.

Ho Ho HI-YO!

5 Card Studs Shot Glass – $5

Twenty two years in the making,
the shot glass to end all shot glasses has
finally arrived!
Perfect for any situation, the 5 Card Shot glass is at
home in any bar, party or anywhere the exultation of
adult libations is going down!
Use as a shot, cocktail skewer/toothpick holder,
pretend you’re a giant with a rocks glass
(miniature ice cubes, not included),
or simply place on your mantle as a symbol of high status.
Classic logo in black on clear glass.
Giggity glug glug GLUG, Babies!

(Available online July 2018…available at all shows NOW.)

Blake Tahoe’s “¡El Bandito!” Cologne for Men – $70/oz.

The Five Card Studs are pleased to announce our new line of “signature scents”, the first of which is Blake ‘the Lake’ Tahoe’s “¡El Bandito!” Cologne for Men.
Banned on three continents, its body is a heady, extremely aromatic and complex bouquet, featuring hints of gunpowder, cumin, hoof dust, oil of habanero, outlaw sweat, saddle leather and gold bullion. In a nutshell – the smell of DANGER. Think that you can “tame the gusto”? Some say to wear “¡El Bandito!” is to put one’s life into their own hands…but if you can last the whole ride you’ll remember it. Forever.

“¡El Bandito!”.
One splash and you’ll become a “wanted man”.

(*Only available in “family size”.)

˜ TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK PENDING FDA APPROVAL FOR U.S. ˜

5 Card Studs Drink Koozie – 2 for $5

When things start to get hot, make sure
you can keep your cool
5 Card Studs drink koozies are
the perfect way to
keep the libations icy cold
while you show your
fellow imbibers that you
truly know what’s UP.
Made of flexible “sexyfoam” and
emblazoned with the new
“comeback special” Studs logo,
5 Card Studs drink koozies
are perfect for any drinking situation
and make for a great conversation
starter, too!
…and with two for five bucks you can make sure that
you keep it cool – together.
(Not for use with .40 oz beers or entire bottles of hard liquor.)

(Available online July 2018…available at all shows NOW.)

MORE EXCITING 5 CARD STUDS MERCHANDISE COMING SOON!!!